Kazander and I were discussing my desire to get the spawn a pet. I really wanted her to have a pet. Sure, she’s got the betta fish in her room (she named him Blpblplb, because that’s what happens when a 3-year-old names something). But the kid needs a pet.
I wanted to get her a dog. But we share our backyard with his family, who lives next door, and none of them want a dog. My reaction, of course, was “fuck ’em,” but kazander thinks I’m “too mean” when dealing with his family. Continue reading