So some of you may know I’m kind of a fan of vibrating wands. I have mine, it’s my favorite and I adore it.
But it’s dying, as it does every few years. I was planning on replacing it with the same brand I always get.
Then I got an email with an offer to write a review for Adam and Eve, in exchange for a free toy and a commission for any orders made through this post.
I had mixed feelings.
So first, y’all need to understand the history of sex toys, and the sex toy industry, and Adam and Eve in particular, because you can’t
You know, it’s funny, I asked the marketing woman if there were word limits, and she said there’s no maximum.
We’re gonna go ahead and pretend there’s a maximum, and I’m not going to go into a 6,000-word history/archeology/sociology essay about the last 30,000 years of sex toys (the strap-on predates the wheel, fyi. By a lot).
All you really need to know is that, historically, vibrators were not seen as they are now. In fact, there was a time when they were marketed only to men, as a cure for impotence and ED, and they all had disclaimers that they weren’t designed for women.
Because men’s sexuality was socially acceptable, but women’s sexuality was seen as subversive and perverse. It’s a cultural attitude that we’re still trying to untangle ourselves from, and that kind of fundamental social change happens over a period of decades. It permeates every area of personal interaction. Every aspect of how women see themselves, as well as how men see women.
There are a handful of industry titans that have done some pretty heavy lifting in regards to helping expedite that process. Everyone knows about Hitachi and Vibratex (the company that made the Rabbit).
But you can’t talk about industry-defining titans without mentioning Adam and Eve. They’re the Amazon of sex toys, and they’ve done more to normalize women’s sexuality than pretty much any other organization out there.
Not only have they normalized sex toys and sexual expression, but they do quite a bit of social work and a portion of their proceeds goes to charity, for sex education and sexual health in developing countries.
An opportunity to associate with a company like that? Hell yeah, I’m down.
Adam and Eve is a very mainstream organization, and as such, tends to be far more mellow than I’m used to. I mean, they’ve got some decent basic BDSM gear, but nothing that immediately jumps out at me.
I respect the corporation for the impact it’s had, and continues to have, on how society as a whole sees sex. I just never really saw myself associating with it personally.
But that aside, I wasn’t going to not jump at the opportunity to be part of that. I mean, I’m generally wary of giant corporations, but as far as giant corporations go, this is one I’m stoked to associate with.
I signed the paperwork and they sent me the Adam and Eve Brand Magic Massager Deluxe Wand.
It got in, and at first I was disappointed to find out that it has the set speeds and modes, rather than the smooth adjustment I’m used to. But to be fair, that seems to be far more popular in my experience. Most vibrating toys have the set speeds, and don’t let you just choose the intensity you want.
Which, I mean, that’s fine. The whole “One Size Fits Most” mentality is profitable in most situations. I’m not a fan, but I get it, you know?
I’m just saying I’m a little bit of a napoleonic control-monger. I like what I like, how I like it, and a setting that’s just a little too fast or a little too slow can often end up just annoying me.
And the intermittent settings do nothing but frustrate me. I have no use for them.
Yes, I’m neurotic and overly picky. We’re all aware.
But let me tell you, when it comes to tormenting subs, this wand has given me a brand new appreciation for those intermittent settings.
First, the thing is surprisingly strong. Loud as all hell, but damn strong.
It was delivered in the afternoon, and we couldn’t do anything fun until the kid went to bed, but I wanted to plug it in right away and make sure it worked.
As soon as I turned it on, I looked up at Kazander, and I could see the “oh, shit,” in his expression.
I grinned. “It’s strong.”
“I can see that.”
I had a shiny new toy. I wanted to see what sounds he makes when I poke him with it. So after the spawn went to bed, we finally got to try it out.
“How many edges are you up to?” I asked.
I stopped. “That’s it?“
Usually, I like giving him at least 100 edges in between orgasms. And that sounds like a lot, but he’s used to it, so he can usually knock out fifty in two evenings watching porn, without breaking a sweat (it doesn’t hurt that orgasm denial is one of his top three favorite kinks, so that’s helped him get used to so many edges, so quickly).
Letting him cum after so few edges is normally something I’d save for a reward. So originally, I was just planning on using the wand to tease him. Give him another few edges, and send him to bed horny and denied.
It was a great plan. But it can’t hold a candle to what happened completely by accident.
The wand has 3 steady settings, with low, medium, and high intensity. Then it goes into all the intermittent settings, with varying speeds and intensities.
One in particular is just impressively mean. I fell in love with it right away. It almost seems random at first, with different intensities and pauses.
I pressed it against the head of his cock, and immediately he tensed up and started squirming, and made the cutest noises.
But then, all of a sudden, the intensity of his reactions skyrocketed. At first, I pulled the wand away, worrying that he was about to cum.
“Were you close?”
“I… I don’t know.”
He took a second to fight through the horny fog in his brain. “It felt like I was close, but I don’t think I was going to cum.”
I arched a brow. “Really?”
“Yeah… I think.“
Well, this could be interesting.
I put the wand to his cock again and turned it back on. Within a few seconds, he was back at that edge again. And now I was curious. I left the wand there even after he said he was too close.
Sure enough, he didn’t cum. The fact that it seemed so random, and kept stopping and starting, made it just intense enough to keep him riding that edge, but it wasn’t enough to push him over.
Which, you guys, let me tell you, was awesome.
It was torture for him. Just a never-ending blinding intensity.
His squirming turned to outright thrashing. He couldn’t control it. I finally had to actually tie him down, just to keep him from jerking away.
I wanted to see how long I could keep that going. How long could I keep him right there, right at that edge, without letting him cum?
Unfortunately, after a few minutes, it ended up being too much, and he came unexpectedly. But even that was great, specifically because it was so sudden. He’d spent minutes right there on that precipice, in the throes of that build-up, so he had no way of knowing when he was finally going to cross that line.
So it’s not completely foolproof. I’ll have to practice a bit with the wand, and see how to adjust to keep him on that edge indefinitely.
Because oh my god, you guys. Can you imagine?
Like, think of how it feels in that last half-second before you cum. Now prolong that feeling, with no orgasm. I didn’t even think that was possible. Not the way we managed it. Not without hours and hours and hours of intense teasing and fucking with his head beforehand.
Oh, but it’s possible, alright. And with a little practice, I’m hoping I’ll be able to manipulate that build-up. If I can, then I could potentially spend the afternoon just keeping him in that constant state of hyper-arousal.
I could do that for an entire evening. Or an entire day. Or a weekend.
Next time the inlaws are in town and take the spawn for the weekend, I’m definitely going to have to try that. I want to see what will happen if I keep him on that edge for a couple of days.
It’s a great plan. I couldn’t help but smile when I told him about it.
All he could do was sigh and say, “Yeah, can’t wait.”
Like he isn’t already fantasizing about it. Silly little boy.
Want to know the best part, though? The orgasm wasn’t even that strong. Not relative to the intensity of the prolonged buildup. He said it was enough that he felt satisfied, and it still felt good, it just was almost more of a letdown compared to how intense the edging was.
Though to be fair, he often feels that way about most of his orgasms, specifically because he likes the buildup and denial so much. He can’t do multiple orgasms, he’s very much a one-and-done kind of guy, so once he orgasms, all the pleasant feelings and buildup and horniness and awesomeness goes away, and it takes a couple of days to build it back up.
But even as far as his orgasms go, this one was remarkably average.
So I get a super intense and prolonged build-up, I get to tease him mercilessly, and even if I decide to show mercy and let him cum, the relief won’t be as intense as the torment itself.
Yeah, I’m happy. And I’m officially a fan of this wand.
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