May Flowers

So Hell Night is coming up, and as you can imagine, I’m beyond stoked for it.

But that doesn’t mean that there aren’t other things to keep me entertained in the meantime.

Last night, for example, was a rope class held at Sadie’s house.  I’ve always loved ropework, and have been anxious to learn some more advanced shibari techniques, so I was excited to go.  As it turns out, he didn’t teach anything I didn’t already know, but it did give me the opportunity to do a rope harness on a woman for the first time, so that was fun.

The original plan was for Sounder to be my bottom, but he hadn’t been feeling well the entire day.  He followed me to Sadie’s house, and I noticed he was walking really slowly as he got out of the car, and up to the door.

It wasn’t long before he needed to go home and try to recover.

And as it turns out, one of the Tops needed to leave, as well, so it worked out.  The bottom and I paired up together, introduced ourselves, and then I proceeded to tie her up.  She’s such a pretty, petite thing, and she made the most adorable whimpers when the instructor passed out the clothespins and string for zippers.

So it was fun, I enjoyed myself, and it was nice talking to her.  She was one of those people who I’d seen around at different events and gatherings, but had never really talked to.  As it turns out, she’s pretty cool.  She loves tattoos and Star Wars, so she automatically gets a position on my “People I Like” list.

And she looks cute tied up, so there’s that.


Note the awesome shirt, that shows off her awesomeness.


I finished before the others did, so I started experimenting with different ways to burn the extra rope.


Actually I lied.  He did teach a column tie, which I didn’t know how to do.  But a) it’s not as pretty as the tie I use, b) it’s not as easy to do twice, for each hand/leg/whatever, and c) it uses more rope.  Still, it’s always good learning new techniques and new ties.  Maybe, one day, my go-to tie just won’t work for a particular situation.

Afterward, I ended up spending most of the evening hanging out with Pet who is now an adult film actor.  He just did his first scene a couple weeks ago, for  So I spent 15 minutes watching the scene with him.

And holy fucking shit, he’s hot when he’s in pain.  I mean, I already knew this, but still, it was fun watching it.  Anyone who wants to watch a gorgeous twink in pain should go check it out.  You can see some pictures of his scene by going to the free gallery, clicking on Connor (that’s his stage name, so I guess I’ll switch to calling him that here), and going through.  But really, the pictures don’t do him justice.  The video is awesome.  I highly recommend joining the site to watch it.


We also got to talking about Sounder, and how I want him to suck cock at the end of Hell Night.  I was originally thinking of using Kazander, but the problem is Kazander is still pretty reluctant with the whole bi thing.  And really, I just want someone to grab Sounder and just fuck his mouth, you know?  Kazander probably won’t be able to muster that kind of enthusiasm.

Connor, on the other hand, is gay, and a switch, so that won’t be a problem at all.  He also thinks Sounder is hot, so that helps.  He was impressed by the size of the dildo Sounder uses to fuck himself, and expressed that when I showed him pictures of Sounder fucking himself.


You know, since that’s the only way he can masturbate now…

And the good thing is that, while Connor is gay, he doesn’t have a problem with me being in the room or touching his cock, and is more than willing to help me humiliate Sounder throughout the process.

The problem is that Connor still lives with his parents, and I don’t want to bring him to Sounder’s house that night, so we might have to figure that out.  If not, I have another option that may be available.

So that’ll be tons of fun.

After that, we started talking about the class and what the instructor went over.  He lamented the fact that he knew precious little about ropework, and I told him I was more than willing to teach him a few things.

We just needed a volunteer.

Luckily, Sadie’s daughter (I’ll call her Bunny) was there, and loves being tied up, so she jumped at the opportunity.  I took Connor through the rope harness the way I do it, which uses a stem in the back.  When you do a rope harness on women, you don’t need the stem, since she has boobs, but he was probably not going to be doing a whole lot of chest harnesses on women, so I taught him my way.

Then, he untied her and did it on his own, and he’s a pretty quick learner.  I had to laugh, though, when I noticed that the bottom two ropes were twisted (you can’t let your rope get twisted, it’ll put too much pressure on that spot).  I told him to always double-check to make sure it’s straight.  Since Bunny is well-endowed, and topless, I had to lift up her boobs to see the entire rope.  And then Connor held them up himself.

It was funny because we had only just discussed how sexy her boobs were, and Connor said he didn’t feel the same draw.  I laughed and said, “Well, you’re the only one in this room who doesn’t love her boobs.”

Minutes later, he was groping them.  It was entertaining.

But he’s a fast learner, and was able to do the chest harness mostly on his own, with very little instruction from me.

Then Bunny showed me her way of doing a Shibari harness, which is the opposite of the way I do it.  I start from the top and work my way down, ending with the rope in the back, while she starts from the bottom, threads it through her legs and up her back, and then down, with the rope ending in the front.

From the front, it looks exactly the same, except her way has the rope in front.  I like my way better, but I will definitely keep her way in mind.  She explained some things a Top could do with the rope in front, and I like her ideas.  So that could be a lot of fun to try.

In other news, Southern will be in town in May.  We’d finally planned it out so that there wouldn’t be any family in town, and we could actually play at my place, for the first time in six years.

And then the Universe said, “Haha, fuck you.”

I have suddenly come into the possession of not one, but two white-trash, homeless teenagers.  One of them is Kazander’s “daughter” (not his biological daughter, but for all intents and purposes, she might as well be), and her boyfriend.

She lived with us a few years ago, and we were her legal guardians (a judge looked at me and said, “Yeah, sure, you can be responsible for this kid”).  Shit went down, and she moved back with her white-trash, drug-addicted, alcoholic, self-hating, toxic whore cunt of a mother.

Now she’s back, this time to stay, and she has the added perspective of knowing we were right, and she should’ve fucking listened to us, and she’s a damned idiot for going back.  She’d be in college right now if she’d stayed, rather than a high-school dropout who spent the last year living in a tent.

I needed to talk to the manager of Victoria’s Secret for Hell Night, and found out that the tiny, petite teenager was wearing the same band size as me, and decided that she needed to be fitted and get some bras that that aren’t four sizes too big, so I took her with me and dropped her off with one of the saleswomen while I went to find the manager.

When I came back, she was in the dressing room, while the saleswoman gave her different styles and helped her pick what works best for her.

When the woman went to get a different style, the teen (I guess she needs a name.  We’ll go with Lia) looked at me and grinned, and said, “This is so cool.  I’ve never been treated like this at a store before.”

Which made me sad.  I mean, I don’t think she’s bought clothes anywhere other than Goodwill since she moved back with her mother.  So I’m hoping that she gets used to our lifestyle again, and decides it’s what she wants, and after living in a tent, hopefully that will motivate her to get her GED and go to college.

So I’m handling her wardrobe from now on.  Sure, once she gets a job, she can use her own money to buy the clothes she likes, but for now, I’m making those decisions, and she’s not dressing like a broke stripper.  Luckily, she has literally like 4 outfits, so I won’t have to throw anything out.

So bottom line:  I have one teenager here already, and her boyfriend is supposedly driving out sometime next week.  Southern and I were supposed to have a couple hours to ourselves, and my house is now out of the question.

And of course, the only time that works for both of us is late morning/early afternoon, where trying to swing a hotel room is virtually impossible.  Check-in is too late, and check-out is too early.

Ugh, fuck me with a chainsaw.

Luckily, I have this awesome sissy/knight in shining armor.  I asked if I could use his house while he’s at work, and he said yes.

He’s such a good boy, isn’t he?

So May will be a fun month for me.  I’m looking forward to it.

Rope 101 Continued

This is the second part of my answer to Sarah’s question.

Again, make sure you have blunt-tipped or medical scissors on hand, safe-sane-consensual, communicate with each other blah, blah, blah, all that common-sense stuff.

M’kay, so the next thing I’ll show is a very basic shibari harness, like the one in this picture.  It’s pretty easy once you get the hang of it, and you can do it relatively quickly.

kmzcmoThkjgib80tIf7UX1mzo1_500Keep in mind, this does take some time to get right, and you’ll need to be patient, but it’s so worth it.  This harness is unbelievably versatile.  You can do anything with it once you’ve got it on him.  You can tie his wrists and/or ankles to it, in pretty much any position.  You can tie him to things in a specific position.  You can put it on him under his clothes when you go out for a constant reminder of who owns him.  You can use this as a starting point for virtually any kind of bondage you can think of.  Literally endless possibilities.

You need a long length of rope for this.  At least 35 feet, you might do better going with a 50-foot length.  Again, better too much than not enough.  And bear with me, y’all, it’s been a long fucking time since I’ve done this harness.

Also, when I did this last night, I was very eager to do some other things to him, so I wasn’t going to spend a damn hour making this harness perfect.

Thanks again to my boy, Sounder, for being my guinea pig.

Step 1:

20151021_203415-2Find the middle of the rope and double it up.  Make a knot so you’ve got a loop at the end.  Make four more knots, so you’ve got a total of 5.  The distance you need between the knots will depend on the size and height of your sub, but you can adjust it as you go, so start with 6-8 inches.

Take the space between the fourth and fifth knots, and put that over your sub’s head, so the knotted length is in front.


This is what the back will look like.

Step 2:

20151021_203319Separate the lengths of rope behind him and bring them around to the front, one on either side.  Thread them through the space between each knot, back-to-front, then wrap them around his body and do the same for the other spaces, until you get to the loop at the end.

Make sure you don’t do it too tightly, or you won’t be able to get to the bottom.  This harness gets tighter as you tie it.  Always make sure you can get two fingers between the rope and his skin.  Again, adjust as necessary, and don’t be afraid to start over.  It takes practice to get it right.

If you've spaced the knots correctly, the last knot should rest right underneath his balls.

If you’ve spaced the knots correctly, the last knot should rest right underneath his balls, with the loop hanging down below that.

Step 3:

Now all you have left is the loop at the end.  Pull the loop between his legs and behind him.

20151021_203022After threading the rope through the last space in the front, you won’t cross them behind his back like you did the other times.  Instead, you’ll thread them through the loop.

Step 4:

20151021_203114Pull the two lengths of rope up his back and thread them through the space just above the first knot, on either side, front-to-back.  As you can see, I started to run out of rope.  I’m 70% sure this was 35 feet long.  But I might be wrong on that, I’ve had this rope so long, I can’t remember what any of the lengths are.

20151021_203132Tie the two ends together in a square knot, and you’re done!  If you have extra rope, you can wrap it around the two lengths going up his back, or you could tie him to something, or you could use it to tie his hands behind his back, or whatever you can think of.

20151021_203222-1The finished product, yay!  From here, you can do whatever you want.

Want to use the rope handcuffs with this?  Super easy.  Go ahead and do Steps 1 to 3 of the handcuffs as you would normally.  When you get to Step 4, wrap the rope around the bottom two crossed ropes across his back, along with the loops around his wrists.  Then do Step 5 as normal, and you’re done.  It’ll be comfortable, secure, and he won’t be able to get out of it.

Sarah, I hope these techniques helped you.  If you have any more questions, feel free to ask anytime.  I’m sure Sounder or Kazander would be thrilled to be guinea pigs and help me illustrate other things, wouldn’t you, boys?