Creative and fucked up sex acts for women

So over recent weeks, I’ve noticed that there is no shortage of names for creative and fucked up sex acts. And most of them are geared towards men.

And many of them are straight-up demeaning to women. But, if I’m being completely honest with myself, I’m okay with most of them because, come on, they’re funny af.

Still, the feminist in me has a serious problem with the fact that there are no real sex acts geared exclusively towards women.

What’s a poor girl to do?

Make some up!

So there should be some sort of encyclopedia of names for creative and fucked up sex acts for women. And, since I won’t have it said that I’ve never contributed anything of value to society, I’ll start it off.

So, the first sex act in the Encyclopedia of Fucked Up Sex Acts for Women, I give you:

The Bucking Bull

When a woman is fucking a man cowgirl style, she gets a disappointed look on her face and says, “Huh…. you’re a lot smaller than your brother.”

And then she hangs on as long as she can.

Of course, if the man doesn’t have a brother, she can always improvise. Instead of brother, she could say something like, “best friend/father/cousin/teenage son/work rival/etc.”  I mean, go nuts.

Extra points if she can stay on long enough to cum.  And 75 bonus points for holding her arm up the way professional bull riders do.

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Like so.

6 thoughts on “Creative and fucked up sex acts for women

  1. Coyote from Orion says:

    What about when a woman lays a bloke on the first ‘date’ and finds out he is something she must get away from? Probably happens a bit. Is there a better description for “another dud”?

  2. Coyote from Orion says:

    He says she’s the one…. she says it’s just the one

  3. furcissy says:

    Thank you for sharing this, Miss Jen.

    Does this have a different Femdom name if he instead looks like he’s going to cry but also grows larger so she pins him down and keeps going?

    Take care.

    • furcissy says:

      I just realized that by deleting a single line from my previous comment it removed the humor from it. Was going to call the modified version of it “the babysitter” but that seemed a little bit wrong on many levels 🙂

      May as well let it rip.

      I was also wanting to hear more about this point system… 🙂

      Take care.

  4. Michael Behr says:

    Okay, THAT was one real loud laugh!

    Thanks for it, Jen.

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