So over recent weeks, I’ve noticed that there is no shortage of names for creative and fucked up sex acts. And most of them are geared towards men.
And many of them are straight-up demeaning to women. But, if I’m being completely honest with myself, I’m okay with most of them because, come on, they’re funny af.
Still, the feminist in me has a serious problem with the fact that there are no real sex acts geared exclusively towards women.
What’s a poor girl to do?
Make some up!
So there should be some sort of encyclopedia of names for creative and fucked up sex acts for women. And, since I won’t have it said that I’ve never contributed anything of value to society, I’ll start it off.
So, the first sex act in the Encyclopedia of Fucked Up Sex Acts for Women, I give you:
The Bucking Bull
When a woman is fucking a man cowgirl style, she gets a disappointed look on her face and says, “Huh…. you’re a lot smaller than your brother.”
And then she hangs on as long as she can.
Of course, if the man doesn’t have a brother, she can always improvise. Instead of brother, she could say something like, “best friend/father/cousin/teenage son/work rival/etc.” I mean, go nuts.
Extra points if she can stay on long enough to cum. And 75 bonus points for holding her arm up the way professional bull riders do.