So brutally and mercilessly humiliating Sounder is one of my favorite pastimes. Like, it’s tons of fun.
Like, obscene amounts of fun.
And I got to thinking about how common it is among some circles for men to name their junk.
So, in a totally natural thought progression, I came to the conclusion (as one does) that Sounder’s clit needs a name. Because he’s a greedy, eager, slutty whore.
Of course, I can always make things worse.
Now, I knew he wouldn’t half-ass this assignment, but all the same, I decided it would be fun to give him some wonderful motivation.
*Evil, maniacal laughter*
I couldn’t wait to see what he’d come up with.
Of course, he didn’t disappoint. And he actually put quite a bit of thought into it. He figured there were two different paths he could take. He could go with something “cutesie,” like the example I gave him, or he could go with something remarkably slutty.
Wanna take a guess as to which path my darling cockslut took? Since he’s such a slutty little sissy?
Did you guess slutty? Because he totally went with slutty.
Is it bad that I was weirdly proud to hear a form of my name, and the name my mom still calls me, “Jenny,” on that list?
And want to take a guess which name he went with? Go ahead, guess.
Squee!!! I love it!!
Although now that I think about it…
As a side note, you guys have no idea how much How I Met Your Mother influenced my life.
And, while they’re talking specifically about “ly” as opposed to “li,” I think it applies to any other name that traditionally ends in y.
Because you can’t convince me “Jenni” doesn’t look dirtier than “Jenny.”
The same holds true with Tammy and Tammi.
I definitely like Tammi Lynn better. It’s a very feminine, fitting, humiliating name for Sounder’s little clit.