Watching the movie Trainwreck with Kazander, my best friend, and her husband.
About 30-45 minutes in.
Kazander (to me): Did they write this movie about you?
My best friend: Oh my God, I was just going to ask if they had channeled her spirit animal or something. It’s uncanny.
Me: I don’t smoke pot.
Her husband: Well they had to take creative license with some things.
Apparently I had a “look.”
Kazander: Don’t be mad, we’re kidding.
Me: Actually, I think… I think I’m flattered.
BFF: Yeah, that’s not surprising.