Have you seen Wonder Woman yet? If not, don’t worry, this post doesn’t contain spoilers. However, potential viewers should know they’ll be sitting through, yet another, two-and-a-half-hour-long superhero flick with no surprises.
In fact, the choice to purchase an extra-large beverage might provide the only suspenseful moment of the evening. If I make a dash for the bathroom a the ninety-minute mark, will I miss anything? No, probably not.
That said – the fact this movie allows “everyone” to soak up a boilerplate narrative and the usual CGI battles makes this movie a success. Yes, I think that’s right: the sad truth is what makes Wonder Woman’s truly remarkable is mediocrity.
The cartoon below is a re-blog from an artist on Tumblr. Most of her other pieces aren’t my cuppa, but this one got my attention straight away. After a few moments to taking in, I shrugged and moved on. But I found myself thinking about the image occasionally afterwards and wanted to find it again. Fast forward a few days, and I was actively hunting the cartoon down. Why? Because it’s sexy, compelling, and gets to the heart of how I feel as a submissive despite one undeniably uncomfortable element: the submissive is depicted eyeballing a knobby strap-on that’s nearly half as wide as the boy’s entire body.
I’ve been working around this Indian guy and his speech patterns and accent have worked their way into my cerebral cortex. All evening long, my inner voice has sing-song bounced along neural pathways, replete with preposition-jammed-into-verb clauses that make my head hurt.
Nice guy – but fuck if this isn’t an annoying ear worm.
What makes it worse is this: early in life, I moved so often that I ‘accommodate’ quicker than your average bear. I used to call myself a chameleon because of this tendency. However, over the years, different slang terms and dialects stowed away below decks to emerge at inappropriate times.
As a result, I stick out even more.
That is a very interesting question indeed.
Thanks so much for the reblog 🙂
I did think about the question before I answered it. The first that sprang to mind was I would be a Dirty Mind, the ultimate sex toy for anyone to have. Though not sure that really answers it and defeats the purpose of the question.
So if I had to be a sex toy, I would be a hollow vibrating strap on harness. Why you ask? Because it would allow both male and female to wear me, I could be used on either sex to give pleasure. If a female wore me, the vibes could please her and in truth she could insert another vibe in the hollow shaft I think to please her more like a feeldo. The Vibes could also please a male wearing it maybe not to orgasm but for tease. Plus the thought of male sub wearing it and denied the true feeling of sex with his lover male or female. So yes if I was a sex toy that would be.
Not an easy question…..but I would be a vibe, I think.