Answering the Absurd

An interesting question, with some interesting answers….



If you were a sex toy, what kind of sex toy would you be?

A  question as  ridiculous as it is simple, yet some grapple with the answer. Who says you can’t have fun while remaining disoriented and confused in the face of an, apparently, meaningless existence?

The Guidelines:

  1. You may pick only one object as the answer.
  2. Post your answer as a comment below.
  3. Short explanations are welcome but not necessary.

I’ll delete only the comments which are destined to become answers before publishing them below, along with a link to your blog or website if you have one.

That’s all there is to it. Have fun, and I’m looking forward to reading your responses.

Readers Respond

When asking an absurd question, you can’t be sure as to what the answers will look like. Although, given the subject matter, you can probably imagine what some might be…

Anyway, below you’ll find…

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4 thoughts on “Answering the Absurd

  1. That is a very interesting question indeed.

  2. Polthus says:

    Thanks so much for the reblog 🙂

  3. I did think about the question before I answered it. The first that sprang to mind was I would be a Dirty Mind, the ultimate sex toy for anyone to have. Though not sure that really answers it and defeats the purpose of the question.
    So if I had to be a sex toy, I would be a hollow vibrating strap on harness. Why you ask? Because it would allow both male and female to wear me, I could be used on either sex to give pleasure. If a female wore me, the vibes could please her and in truth she could insert another vibe in the hollow shaft I think to please her more like a feeldo. The Vibes could also please a male wearing it maybe not to orgasm but for tease. Plus the thought of male sub wearing it and denied the true feeling of sex with his lover male or female. So yes if I was a sex toy that would be.

  4. thesecretheart says:

    Not an easy question…..but I would be a vibe, I think.

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