What are you searching for?

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So I’ve had this blog for almost three years, and in that time, there have been some unique, creative, oddly-specific, and downright-weird search terms that people have used to find my blog.  I decided to put together a list of my favorites.

Domina pussy smoothie (what?  Just, what?)

Femdom shit forced down throat (I can say with relative certainty that this particular subject matter has never made an appearance on this blog)

Evil Domina (now that’s just hurtful)

put my husband in diapers and holy trainer has he changed (oddly specific, but at least they know what they’re looking for)

Whipped til he faints and femdom (yes, please)

What are the different types of dominas (there’s a list somewhere?  How have I never seen this list?)

Mascara snake cuckold lost at sea (Dude, what?)

Domina shit (seriously, what in this blog is getting hits from all the shit searches?)

Yoga running hotwife Jen (haha, this person obviously doesn’t know me)

Tattooed drinking cussing sarcastic sadistic domme (haha, this person obviously does know me)

Las Vegas redhead tattoos married poly femdom Jen (I think this person might actually know me)

Femdom domina back tattoo (tattooed Dommes seems to be a big thing.  Who knew?)

How will chastity change my husband (oh, honey… just do it.  It’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made)

My husband won’t stop talking about chastity (I don’t understand…. This is the opposite of a problem)

Unshaved virgin eighteen. stroke orgasm (I have no idea how any of that led to this blog)

I feel horny every day and like femdom (oh, you too?)

Figging man’s penis (now that is a very, very, very good idea.  Kazander, Steel, Sounder, which of you is going to be my guinea pig?  You know, for science…)

Christianity and cuckolding (Honey, I am the wrong person to ask about that)

Where can you get a ruined orgasm (I think they’re on sale at Target)

Whether feet kissing to satisfy sexual desire is sin or not (Still completely the wrong person to ask)

Domina kicking strongly head of her employer to die (Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve had a boss or two that I disliked, but dude, not that much)

Pros and cons of a femdom relationship (Cons of a femdom relationship?  I don’t understand the question)

 

4 thoughts on “What are you searching for?

  1. vanillaqueen says:

    lol the chastity one.

  2. furcissy says:

    Part 2 forced me to track down Part 1.

    Thank you so much for sharing these. I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

    Take care.

  3. […] tried taking inspiration from Domina Jen’s hilarious What are you searching for? and What are you searching for? Part 2 posts but sadly, my search terms end up being rather dull […]

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