Describe your weirdest/most interesting sexual fantasy.

Alright, so I’m going to preface this with the whole difference-between-fantasy-and-reality thing.

There’s a difference between fantasy and reality, m’kay?  Just because the fantasy is hot, does not necessarily mean that the reality would be, or that I’d even want it.

And to be clear, this is not something I would want in reality.  This is just a weird fantasy that I’ve had from time to time.

All caught up now?  Outstanding.

I’ve played around with the fantasy of having a full-time puppy boy.  Like, extreme full time fucking puppy.  24/7.  No breaks.  No safe words.  No “human moments.”  Sleeping in a kennel.  Not allowed on the furniture.  Eating out of a dog bowl.  The only time he’d be allowed to do anything even remotely human is sitting on a toilet and wiping his ass (because, just no).  And I’d bend him over and fuck him occasionally, or have him give me oral while I’m sitting on the couch (because he wouldn’t be allowed on the bed to do it, of course).  But he wouldn’t be allowed to speak, his hands would be kept in mitts, and of course, he’d have a little butt plug tail.

So that’s probably my “weirdest” fantasy.