That’s about what I thought, too.
But it turns out this is a thing.
Kazander has that whole swallowing-his-cum-and-puking issue. So he went online God-knows-where and found this recipe for a smoothie that is supposedly made specifically to make a guy’s cum taste better.
Who in the fucking hell tested that theory???
Anyway, we figured it couldn’t hurt to try. So I went out and bought the ingredients, and tested it out tonight. Here’s the recipe, just for fun.
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Dump all that shit in a blender and turn it on. It doesn’t take much brain power to make a fucking smoothie. Drink one a day (although this makes a lot, so you’d probably make one batch a day, and have a smoothie in the morning, and a smoothie in the evening).
And I’ll let you know now, it looks unappetizing as fuck. It’s fucking brown. Who wants to drink a brown smoothie?
But he tried it, and it’s actually not half bad (it made my kitchen smell kind of Christmas-y, too, with the cinnamon and nutmeg).
It was a little thin and runny, and not really what you would consider a “smoothie” consistency, so I’m going to add a second banana, and maybe cut down on the apple juice to thicken it up a bit. It’s definitely something he can handle twice a day for the next week or so. And in a week, I’ll have him taste his cum and see if it makes a difference. Because I’ve been on that “experiment” kick lately (by the way, the experiment with not touching his dick is going swimmingly). You know, for science.