I’m surrounded by short people.

I’m horny.

Like, really horny.

I’ve been much hornier than usual lately. I feel like a teenage boy who just found his dad’s Playboy. It’s all I can think about.

And yet, right now, right at this very moment, when all I want is to throw my husband (or any man, really… I’m not picky) down and do vile, terrible things to him, I am instead standing in a children’s library with the spawn and a host of other very short people.

I want to cum, but instead I’m helping the spawn paint a flower, and learn about mixing colors.

Ah, the joys of parenthood.

3 thoughts on “I’m surrounded by short people.

  1. dvjan21 says:

    I’m jealous. Reason #1 you’re horny. Being in a celibate marriage for the last 12 years, the idea that other women have sexual desires is so frustrating. What have I done wrong? Reason #2: You’re hanging out with children, Having no grandchildren, I miss the little buggers not being in my life.
    Hope it all works out for you.

  2. talkingaboutsexinpei says:

    Know the feelings. I’ve certainly been to a birthday party or two and have looked at other parents ranking them all in fuckability. Then I get snapped back to reality to help in some way

  3. Zed says:

    Incongruous but true….desire comes unbidden, and leaves just as quickly. It shows that there is more to us than meets the eye….xx

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