Like, really horny.
I’ve been much hornier than usual lately. I feel like a teenage boy who just found his dad’s Playboy. It’s all I can think about.
And yet, right now, right at this very moment, when all I want is to throw my husband (or any man, really… I’m not picky) down and do vile, terrible things to him, I am instead standing in a children’s library with the spawn and a host of other very short people.
I want to cum, but instead I’m helping the spawn paint a flower, and learn about mixing colors.
Ah, the joys of parenthood.