So I’m a member of a couple of bdsm social websites. It’s actually where I met kazander.
But there are a lot of guys on those sites who simply just don’t know how to talk to women. Seriously, the messages I get in my inbox on a regular basis are simply baffling.
Like this gem I saw tonight:
“Can I be your panty slave and sniff your panties?”
Or this precious jewel:
“Hi. I’m free for an interview. Please advise :)”
And those were the complete messages, copied word for word.
Really?
Really?
An “interview?” Dude, this isn’t Walmart. I’m not looking at hiring someone to restock the shelves.
Okay, show of hands. Who really thinks that these kinds of messages would ever actually work? And yet messages like these comprise at least 90% of the contents of my inbox.
It’s sad, really. I almost feel sorry for them.
Almost.
Domina Jen 
Ah Miss Jen, they just need a whipping….the trouble is they need it, but they do not deserve it….whereas me, on the other hand…..:)
Hehe, yes, you, on the other hand… You’re even more lovely with your bruises. Well, you already know I think that.
It has been a while since anyone whipped me….funny how things go in cycles…I do love my welts when I have them.,…my bruises are fading, but I can still feel the aches in my chest….my god I have taken a few really heavy hits this time round!
I get those as well and hate them. My least favorite are when I get messaged by Dom men looking for subs, and they didn’t even take the time to look at my profile and see I’m a Domme.
Oh those are horrible! Or the ones where the Dom men tell you to “follow your true calling” and kneel to them. It’s hilarious, really.