So I’m a member of a couple of bdsm social websites. It’s actually where I met kazander.
But there are a lot of guys on those sites who simply just don’t know how to talk to women. Seriously, the messages I get in my inbox on a regular basis are simply baffling.
Like this gem I saw tonight:
“Can I be your panty slave and sniff your panties?”
Or this precious jewel:
“Hi. I’m free for an interview. Please advise :)”
And those were the complete messages, copied word for word.
An “interview?” Dude, this isn’t Walmart. I’m not looking at hiring someone to restock the shelves.
Okay, show of hands. Who really thinks that these kinds of messages would ever actually work? And yet messages like these comprise at least 90% of the contents of my inbox.
It’s sad, really. I almost feel sorry for them.