Like, a lot.

Keep in mind, I actually don’t work. Raising my kid is my job.

But I hate kazander’s job.

I read somewhere that most people feel the horniest around 3:30 to 4:30 in the afternoon. Well, it’s 3:39, and I’m fucking horny.

And kazander won’t be home for at least 2 more hours.

Yes, I know I could make the spawn take a nap and use my wand. But a quick orgasm isn’t what I want. I want to throw him down, spank him, grab a fistful of his hair while I fuck him senseless, them shove his face between my legs, that kind of thing.

Yeah, this… Let’s make this happen.

But he’s not here. Dammit.

I really, really hate work.