Stop… Just… Just Stop.

So the website Collarme has been a useful tool in my experience. It’s where I met both kazander and Rocky, along with many other good friends.

However, it’s not perfect, and absolutely flooded with trolls and fakes.

Here’s a perfect example. My profile on CM explicitly states that I’m looking for someone to be a bull in a cuckold scenario. That’s it. That’s all. End of story.

My requirements are that the man be bi, he be willing to help dominate and humiliate kazander (but not me), and that he be local.

Simple English, right? Not too hard to understand.

So why in the blue hell am I receiving messages from everything with a dick, begging to serve me, begging me to beat them, or (especially hilarious) demanding that I drop to my knees in submission?

Really, who actually expects that to work? Has any relationship ever been started with this message?

Dear Mistress,
I’m a pathetic little sissy boy who needs to be disciplined. I want you to take me over you knee and spank me. Please collar me and spank this lowly sissy.

or…

hello little slut. you dream of being mine and taking me 9-inch cock in your mouth. you know i can fulfill your secret fantasies. you will reply with the words yes Master and a pic of yourself because you know only i can give you what your heart secretly desires.

These are actual messages in my inbox right now, by the way… The first was written by a guy four states away. The second is only one state away, in California. Apparently he’s already made a fool of himself to all the women in his area, so in his desperation, he’s looking at Dominant women a few hundred miles away. And apparently, he didn’t notice the pictures of myself already on my profile.

Really? Really?

I wish I could reach through the screen and pound their heads against a wall.

Seriously. Knock it the fuck off.

Seriously. Knock it the fuck off.

Let’s ignore for a moment the fact that my profile states clearly that I’m not looking for a sub. And the second message isn’t even worth commenting on. (But he was right about one thing. I did have to reply. My message was “Awww, that’s so cute. Big manly man trying to be all manly.”)

Has anyone ever actually read a message like that and thought to themselves, “Hey, this guy sounds like a real winner?”

Yeah, I didn’t think so. And yet, as soon as many men log on to the internet, they suddenly develop a case of insanity and actually believe that this approach will work.

Yes, I know it’s tedious and time-consuming to read every single profile and write out a personal message to each one. Well, like anything else in life, you get back what you put in. I spent countless hours reading profiles and typing out unique messages to boys on the list. And whaddya know, I eventually hit gold. My initial message to kazander was personal, and that’s why I received a reply. If I had just copied and pasted some crappy, generic message, I would’ve very likely been ignored. Kazander doesn’t suffer fools, even if the fool puts the word Mistress in front of her name.

I received other replies, too, but none of them fit the way kazander did (and does). So that effort, in the end, was wasted. Still, it was more than worth it. Right now, I live in a nice house and share a fantastic life with a wonderful man. And it was because I decided to put some effort into my initial contact.

*Note to all the pathetic sissy boys out there*

If I can do it, so can you. Stop giving submissive men a bad name by trolling Dommes online in your search for wank fodder.

That’s what porn is for.

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