Yesterday, I suffered the tragic loss of my vibrating wand. I was using it while kazander fingered me when all of a sudden, it lost power and died. The first thing I did was check to make sure it was still plugged in.
Then I checked to see if it was overheating (which, due to the amount of time it can sometimes take to make me cum, is relatively common).
Then, in a sudden burst of insanity brought on by desperation, I fiddled with the dial again and again, willing the thing to turn back on. But it stubbornly remained dead, and none of my attempts to revive it made any difference.
I was devastated. Seriously guys, I could’ve cried. I felt like someone had killed my puppy.
Kazander thought it was hilarious. Until I grabbed him by his hair and made him finish the job with his tongue.
But I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. It’s our most-used toy, and it’s lasted about a year. It cost 60 bucks, and I guess that a pretty good deal for the few hundred hours of play we got out of it. Still, it sucked to lose it.
Needless to say, I went out and bought another one that same night, and we broke it in as soon as the baby was put to bed.
I’m still in the middle of denying kazander a real orgasm. It’s been a week, and I finally decided to milk his prostate and release some of that fluid. And let me tell you, it’s not as easy as you’d think. But I bought a prostate massager that attaches to my wand that should help. And hopefully, it’ll arrive sometime tomorrow.
It’s cute how horny he is after being given a ruined orgasm though. He was still begging to be allowed to cum again. But the only thing he can hope for is a ruined orgasm for the forseeable future.